Author: zacpod

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then weoffer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him orher to empty the bathtub.” […]

…just eat a half jar of Nutella with a spoon!(swiftly conceals chocolaty spoon in mouth)